Whenever I’m in a bad mood, I’m going to watch this.
Asparagus is a solid stand-alone veggie with all its vitamin K and folate but paired with this creamy risotto? HOT DAMN. It takes this spring staple to another level.
SPRING ASPARAGUS RISOTTO
Enough for 4 people
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/3 cup chopped shallots or yellow onion
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup Arborio rice*
½ cup white wine
¼ teaspoon salt
4 ½ cups vegetable broth
1 bunch asparagus, about 1 pound
½ teaspoon lemon zest
1 teaspoon olive oil
¼ cup minced chives
pepper to taste
Warm up the veggie broth in a medium pot until it gently simmers then turn off the heat. Chop up the shallots, garlic, and asparagus. You’ll want the asparagus in pieces about an inch long, like bite-sized. Cut off the tough ends because those woody sons of bitches will ruin everything.
In a large skillet or pot with a wide bottom, heat up the 2 tablespoons of oil over a medium heat. Add the shallots and sauté them around until they start to look kinda golden, about 2-3 minutes. Add the garlic and rice and sauté until the rice smells toasted and starts looking like it absorbed some of the oil, about 2 more minutes. This helps make your risotto all creamy SO DON’T SKIP THIS SHIT. Add the white wine and salt to the pot and cook until most of the wine has evaporated and you scraped whatever bits of shallot got stuck to the bottom of the pot, like a minute or 2. Drink the rest wine because… well, that shits already open. Might as well.
Now add 2 cups of the warm broth, stir, and lower the heat so that the pot is at a simmer, uncovered. Stir every couple of minutes until most of the broth has absorbed into the rice, about 7-10 minutes. You don’t need to stand there and stir it the whole fucking time; whoever started that rumor about cooking risotto is a goddamn liar. Just stir it every minute or two while you clean up or troll the internet. Add another 2 cups of warm broth at this point, and do that whole stir and simmer thing again for another 7 minutes or until the rice tastes slightly undercooked and there’s still broth in the pot. Now dump in the asparagus and cook until it’s tender and the rice looks like its sitting in a creamy gravy, about 5 more minutes. If it starts looking a little dry before everything is tender, just add some more of the broth a tablespoon at a time to fix that shit.
When the rice and asparagus taste on point, turn off the heat; add the lemon zest, remaining oil, half the chives, and a little pepper. Taste and add more salt, pepper, or whateverthefuck you want. Serve right away and top with the remaining chives.
* This kind of rice is starchy as hell, so it will make your risotto the extra creamy and delicious. If you can’t find it don’t worry about it, just grab a short grain rice.
So it’s been about 24 hours since “How I Met Your Mother” ended its final episode, in a way that myself and others did not expect, and deep down, parts of us didn’t really want. But after thinking, and reading, and simmering about it ALL DAY (obviously I got a lot done at work), I’ve come to accept the outcome, and I think that over time, many people will come around to view it as a pretty stellar ending to a wonderful show. Earlier today, I came across a tweet that said: “The #HIMYMFinale reactions seem to suggest peoples’ inability to accept real life. Life’s messy, happy endings rare, so make the best of it.” Doesn’t get much clearer than that. “How I Met Your Mother” was always a show that was written with the fans in mind, and the outpouring of responses over the final episode (ranging from awful to brilliant, depending on who you are) is a testament to that fact. As the Stones said, “you can’t always get what you want”, but “you might find that you get what you need.”
Thank you “How I Met Your Mother” for nine fun years. You made me love and not really like you at certain times, like love is supposed to do.
A couple weeks ago, Coldplay performed live for the first time another new track from their upcoming new album ‘Ghost Stories.’ Called “Always In My Head”, the live version is great. Can’t wait to hear the studio version.
Another lesser known b-side from U2 from their single “If God Will Send His Angels”, this song was apparently written by Bono for Frank Sinatra to record, but sadly it never happened, due to Frank’s failing health. U2 recorded it with an orchestra in 1995 and sent it to Frank for his 80th birthday. Until today I had never heard, now I’m kicking myself for going so many years without ever listening to it.